THE FIVE DAYS OF CC
Nope. Sorry. Its not the five days of Cyber Cafe. Its The FIVE DAYS OF
CRASH COURSE in Kancil
Alright. This is gonna be perhaps my LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGEST post. So let’s if can hit the record and bring home the gold shall we?
INTRO:
Here we go…
The Entrance to Boredom
The Staircase to Boredom
The Staircase to Boredom 2
The Hall of Boredom
The Only Thing That Doesn’t Have Boredom at the END of the sentence. But it is IN the sentence.
The Fountain of Boredom
The Classroom Name of Boredom
And the worst: THE CLASSROOM OF BOREDOM
Of course, not all of it is boring. Thk God. I’m not the only SU student going for this Crash Course. Other SUs include: Alvin Teoh, Carmen Yen, Farah Amirah, Zong Ying, Revathi, Vanessa, and later, Jeremy Ong(3T) and David Kok.
Now let us begin our journey…
The First Day:
So, the first day of Crash Course. Before the day, Carmen SMS-ed me to ask whether I’m going. Turns out she and Alvin are going. WOOOHOOOO!!! I’m not alone!!! Yeah!!!
So arrived Super Early coz parent’s had to go to work. Waited for Alvin & Carmen downstairs.
So our first subject of the day: SCIENCE
Our teacher:
Mr Suben
I would like to credit only our Science and Sejarah teachers bcoz they’re the BEST & the FUNNIEST!!! They definitely bring forth us students to a more happy cheerful teaching environment.
So, Mr. Suben. Hilarious way of teaching Science especially Science F3 Chapter 4: Reproduction. LOL. I’m not gonna say exactly how he explained, because the way he did it was way way better. But I do recall an incident that we keep getting ourselves into with him:
“OK, students finish writing your notes?”
“NO…”
“DAMN SLOW LA YOU ALL!!!”
HAHA. That’s Mr. Suben. After 4 hours of Science, it was lunch time!!! Cruised around Taipan with Alvin & Carmen.
Lunch Day 1: Restoran Ah Koong
After that, return for Maths. First teacher was alright but second one was boring…zzzz. After 4 hours of Maths, time to go home.
The Second Day:
Same 2 subjets as the first day, only Maths started first. Let’s move on to lunch… FAST FORWARD!!! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
Lunch Day2: The Ever Surviving McDonald’s
Cruised around Taipan with Alvin & Carmen again. Manage to take a few pics:
My Shopping Face
Alvin & Carmen, cruising the streets.
Returned after that for our favourite subject with our favourite teacher. No not Mr. Suben, yet. HAHA. Our next Science really made all the girls go wild. The likes of whom, Carmen. HEHE
Mr. Jay Ganesh
Yup. See what I mean? There’s no escaping the fact that this guy is the HOTTEST teacher of them all. Not only that, his English is all-round PRO, making it easy to relate to his teachings. Jay showed many interesting videos about the human body. One of them, teaches about the skin, turned out more like a pornography. Literally. HAHA. No “parts” were shown thankfully, though the BACKSEAT BOYS got steamed. LOL. If you wanna a more “detailed” explanation go visit Carmen’s blog.
Mr. Suben returned after that. BACKSEAT BOYS booing him. HAHA. LOL
The Third Day:
Today’s subject is the ULTIMATE DUO: Sejarah & Geography.
Today is also the joining of Jeremy Ong and David Kok into the “Only People From Subang Utama Who Went For Crash Course Clan”.
Throughout studying in Crash, I too carried out my own studies which I like to call Jeremylogical studies.
Fact 1: My investigation began with the appearance Jeremy Ong, our subject, sitting next to, what we call to day as a girl. Could this mean to be the mating season of this fascinating creature?
As I mentioned, the Sejarah teachers were hilarious, but I only manage to snap one pic of one the teachers:
Sadly, I forgot his name. LOL. But if you judge his pose you can bet he’s a funny guy. Indians… Woops!!! Sorry!!!
ANyways, this dude thought us Sejarah F1. LOL. Made up stories for us to interpret the facts easier. The other teacher is kinda funny too. he shared with us that there was once he asked a student a question:
“Apakah slogan Kempeitai?”
(The answer is suppose to be ” Seksa sebelum siasat”, but the student answered…)
“Seks sebelum siasat”
LOL. Imagine now if that were the real intentions of Kempeitai. Virgins will be nothing but a myth. Poor Malaysians.
Of course, no Crash is complete without CAMWHORING!!!:
Alvin & Carmen dosing off.
LUNCH TIME!!!
This time, we headed over to:
Lunch Day 3: The King of Burgers
Ivor Yip joined us today. We all had what else… Burgers. Todays gang includes Alvin, Carmen, Jeremy, David, Joven, Farah, Vanessa & Zong Ying. I think there’s more but I can’t recall.
Had lunch. But then, of all the things to happen, IT STARTED TO RAIN!!!
Yup. We all have to run back to Kancil. Unfortunately, I got left behind cause I was eating too slow.
Wetteded… LOL.
Returned soaked and bathed with rain water. Geo teachers were, well… One was boring boring. The other was excellent. Thought us many ways to memorize facts, and also, MAM- Mastering the Map.
The Fourth Day
Today, we had a very berry special Sejarah teacher:
Mr. Shiva
No. Not the Aeon from Final Fantasy X:
Mr. Shiva here doesn’t teach in Kancil but he has been attending seminars. Only 5 years experience in teaching, he is one of the best. LOL. He told us that his current way of “scowlding students” is by saying:
“WASTED SPERM!!!”
LOL. Shiva shared with us his experiences throughout his years of teaching as well. He often comes across a situation where people kept asking him “Are you gay?”. LOL. He’s also the tallest of all the teachers.
Lunch time again!!! Hungry hungry hungry!!!
More peeps tagged along. Here’s some more camwhoring moments:
Lunch Day 4 : Restoran Jamalas
Ordering up. Beyond the giant chicken drumstick.
Duh face.
They have this giant wok there. Neat eh? You can fit like how many… 50 bowls of Nasi Goreng?
I needed coffee. Prevent sleep. Makes me insomniac?
Came back by 2.30. Took the chance to sleep!!! Or not. Well it was time for Geo again… Zzzz… Camwhore!!!
Black Banana. Alvin Teoh in disguise.
My studies of Jeremy Ong continues. As obvious as it seems from the picture, we can conclude that this creature enjoys the art of keeping still at a certain body angle or position. In other words: Posing.
About late in the afternoon. Spotted our subject Jeremy Ong again doing unfamiliar behaviour. I’ve come up a new hypothesis. Experts say that the ever mysterious Jeremy Ong enjoys listening to Nursery Rhymes and Kid’s Entertainment Music. The likes of which includes Barney the Dinosaur, Teletubbies, Bear in the Big Blue House, Blue’s Clues, Dora the Explorer, and the lists goes on. But, as you can see from the above diagram/picture, the experts were wrong. Normally, in real life, Nursery Rhymes/Kid’s Entertainment Music would bring forth uncontrolable laughter, smiling to ones self, giggling, grinning, and in some cases, peeing into own pants. But if you take a glance on our subject’s face, he profiles a more blur, serious, sesat look expression. This clearly states that Jeremy Ong does not listen to nursery rhymes, but the direct opposite: ROCK Music!!! EUREKA!!!
Now time for Geo. Well… It was Super Boring. Again… So I started drawing some doodles while the teach was telling pointless stuff. I WAS PAYING ATTETION!!! HONEST!!!
Anyways, see if you can guess what these doodles are:
The Fifth & Final Day
At long last, the last day of Crash Course is here. Phew. I have to admit, the one place I’d like to give credit the most is none other than:
THE ORANGE MART
Situated right next to the entrance of Kancil, this is the one place, by right, every Kancil student struggling in Crash should go. Everyone who goes for Crash, goes here. Its like the Law of the Orange Mart. Although there is something inside that’s so strange it still got me into thinking:
Most of the canned drinks here are positioned upside down. NO. We did not turned them over. CCTV would have recorded us doncha think?
So today’s subject the to Bahasas, English and Melayu.
English teacher was good too. Thought us how to write about the novels. Quite interesting. He did a great imitation of Mr. Hyde, the walking especially. Hehe…
Throughout all the Jeremyological studies, obtaining the rightful and exact data is not easy. I’ve learned that this specimen has the ability to trigger a “self-defense mechanism”. Unlike like lizards releasing their tails and possums playing dead, Jeremy Ong’s defense mechanism is, shall I call it, UNIQUE. Jeremy’s form of self defense has a completely different basis compared to other organisms. His primary defense is the marital art of Taekwondo. But he has a secondary defense far more lethal. Simply by arranging his facial features, inclusive of nose, mouth, and eyes, Jeremy is able to trigger the most amazing and dazzling form of self defense. One I would like to call: The Blur Face Mechanism.
English ended slightly earlier compared to the other days. This is because of the Muslims who need to go for prayer. That makes a total of 2 hours of break time!!! WOOHOOO!!! Food. Unfortunately, I wasn’t feeling so well that day, so I decided to have lunch ALONE.
Lunch Day 5: Drooling Olympics at McD’s
Joined up with Carmen, Ivor, Zong Ying, Mun Yee, and Farah at Kopitiam after feeling better. Swtness. Camwhored, talked blabbered:
Look at his face…
I have no idea what Mun Yee was doing, but I put up this pic anyways!!!
LOL. Carmen, Mun Yee and the whole gang started dumping food stuff into Carmen’s dish filled with soup. I didn’t want to cause, well I got a little sick watching them.
MIx, Stir, Dump…
Drink!!! Someone’s watching us!!!
So we’ve got one and a half hours to spare. LET’S GO SHOPPING!!!
Lepaking
Farah and Zong Ying discussing some things I can never understand.
My Shopping Face 2
We stopped by Guardian’s cause the girls had to buy some “stuff”.
I was tempted.
Queue orchestral music.
Then we went to this pet store nearby. Saw this really handsome retriever and labrador hybrid kinda thing.
It was emoing somehow. Aw…
Then we went to this boutique. I didn’t wanna take any pics cause most of the dummies there were naked… As in clothless. Gasp.
Went to a nearby Mamak for a drink. As if Kopitiam was not good enough for these guys.
Returned to Kancil. Time for B.M.
Hilarious answers from the backseat boys:
“OK kelas, apakah peleraian cerita Pahlawan Pasir Salak? orang inggeris diserang apabila mereka sedang…?”
“MANDI!!!!”
ROTFLMAO… Imagine the scene. The English bathing in the river. Malays attacking. LOL.
Ended at 7. The end of the 5 days of CC.
of course.. there’s still one more for me next saturday. Kemahiran hidup. This time at Taylor’s… Oh boy… Here we go again.
CRASHED!!!
BShia
